On Which Side of the Fence Do You Stand, a Test?

The following is a collection of political quips updated and revised for 2022. 

According to Snopes, “Which Side of the Fence? …originally circulated on the Internet at least as far back as March of 2011 … We don’t know who the original author was…”

Compare and Contrast 

There is a growing difference between the two major parties.   This has been intensified under the illegitimate Biden Administration, Democratic governors and mayors. Though far from perfect, the Republicans are generally not as bad as Democrats.

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.  If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, she doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, she wants all meat products banned.

If a Republican believes human life begins at fertilization, he wants to see all abortion abolished. A Democrat justifies the killing of the unborn by denying he or she is a unique person in the earliest state of development.

If a Republican is a homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is a homosexual, he demands legislated respect, rights, and special privileges.

If a Republican is down-and-out, she thinks about how to better her situation.  If a Democrat is down-and-out, she wonders who is going to take care of her. 

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.  A Democrat demands that those they don’t like to be shut down.

If a Republican sends his children to a public school, he expects his kids to learn how to think, to read, to write, and do arithmetic. If a Democrats sends his children to public school, he accepts his kids learning what to think, namely Marxist ideology, Critical Race Theory (CRT), the Lesbian, Homosexual, Bisexual, and Transgender (LHBT) agenda, Social Emotional Learning (SEL), and Comprehensive Sex Ed (CSE).

If a Republican doesn’t like the climate she is living in, she moves. If a Democrat doesn’t like the climate she is living in, she blames global warming or global cooling, whichever is in vogue at the time.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion banned.

If a Republican decides she needs healthcare, she goes about shopping for it. If a Democrat decides she needs healthcare, she demands that the rest of us pay for hers.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll blog it and/or post it on social media so all can have a good laugh.  A Democrat will delete it or ignore it because he’s “bewildered because the truth is out, and he still doesn’t get it.”