In A Massive Policy Reversal Biden Approves Keystone Pipeline

 In A Massive Policy Reversal Biden Approves Keystone Pipeline

Al Ritter

Joe Biden today admitted his mistake in removing us from energy independence status and placing us on reliance from other countries to supply us with oil.

He said today in a press statement, ”Maybe our intention to reduce emissions wasn’t thoroughly thought out in the overall picture, but hopefully today we can correct that miscalculation.”

“We went from energy independence to energy reliance and finally Joe Biden is starting to see that,” said past energy secretary Dan Briolette in an interview yesterday.

“Begging Middle Eastern countries for Oil is not what we should be doing”, said Past National Security Advisor John Bolton.

“Hopefully Biden or whomever is running our country will begin to see the error of their ways and start a reversal of their past bad decisions,” said past Whitehouse spokesperson Dana Perino.

“Hopefully this is a turning point in a so far failed Presidency,” quipped Newt Gingrich.

Jen Psaki has been mysteriously absent from her normal press conference appearances today, perhaps due to illness.

Today’s admission must be a new record for the Presidency because not one in the past has admitted a mistake…….but then today is April 1^st right?

Sorry peeps just kidding!