GEICO Forced to Pay Woman for Catching STD in Car

If auto insurance gets even more expensive, it will be in part because insurers are now required to pay massive jackpots to people who contract venereal diseases by fornicating in cars:

The Missouri Court of Appeals has upheld a $5.2 million judgment against an insurance company in the case of a Jackson County woman who claimed she unwittingly caught a sexually transmitted disease from her former romantic partner in his car.

The ex-boyfriend was found liable for not telling her he had a tumor. But he doesn’t have pockets as deep as GEICO’s, so everyone who buys car insurance picks up the tab for the jackpot justice.

According to court papers, the woman, identified in court records only as M.O., notified GEICO in February 2021 of her intention to seek monetary damages, alleging she contracted HPV, the human papillomavirus, from an insured member in his automobile.

In the olden days, when the notion of personal responsibility for your own behavior still existed, women tended to refrain from sex outside of marriage. One of the benefits was that they were less likely to contract STDs.

On tips from Heckrules, Wiggins, Dragon’s Lair, and seaoh.

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