Experts Move Doomsday Clock Closer to Midnight

It came as a relief when moonbats saved us from the boiling oceans by planting pocket forests in Paris, but we are not out of the woods yet. Thanks to the liberal establishment’s favorite foreign bogeyman, we remain on the cusp of annihilation:

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced Tuesday that it has moved its metaphorical Doomsday Clock closer than ever to midnight, the hypothetical hour of Armageddon, reflecting experts’ assessment that humanity is confronting unprecedented threats to its existence.

The 2023 countdown time was set at “90 seconds to midnight,” the group’s leaders announced in a press conference at the National Press Club. This new time was 10 seconds closer to “doomsday” than it was set to a year ago. The group has been measuring real and existential threats to humankind, from climate change to the prospects of nuclear war, for more than 70 years.

They have to cover both real and “existential” threats like climate change because the only real threat we face is leftist rule, which is doing to the USA what it did to Venezuela. Yet that isn’t mentioned by The Experts.

This year, the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and Russian President Vladimir Putin’s thinly veiled threat to deploy nuclear weapons in the conflict raised the global threat to humanity, the group said.

If we want to nuclear war, we should stop provoking Putin and meddling in his backyard. Some are even calling for inducting Ukraine into NATO, which is what Russia invaded Ukraine to prevent. You want a nuclear war, that’s how you get one.

The renewed global threat of nuclear war was compounded by the ongoing Covid pandemic, experts noted.

They won’t be done squeezing panic out of Covid until the ChiComs cook up the next pandemic.

The solution to all this impending ruin is to advance globalism, as a moonbat makes clear:

“The challenges outlined by today’s announcement by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists could not be more global in nature,” said Mary Robinson, the former president of Ireland. “No one country can tackle them on their own, no matter how large their population, how strong their economy, or how feared their military.”

American leadership is no longer welcome. A global order like they dream about in Davos is required.

Maybe that’s why the liberal elite uses the pathetic Joe Biden as its figurehead. It would be hard to come up with a better argument against American leadership.

Speaking of pathetic, Paul Ehrlich — who became a laughing stock after the hysterical predictions that he rode to fame back in the 60s turned out to be spectacularly wrong — was recently provided with a platform by 60 Minutes. He shrieks that we are still doomed and that “humanity is not sustainable.”

There will always be reasons to panic, so long as authoritarians want power. Also, there is money to be made. Buy your own doomsday clock today.

On tips from Lyle.

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