A Cat In The Hatch
Today’s Caturday post is compliments of our own Par for the Course via World of Engineering:
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”
The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
“A cat,” Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”
Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”
Please note: that’s German physicist and Nobel laureate Werner Heisenberg – who famously established the Uncertainty Principle – not Walter Heisenberg from Breaking Bad who was certainly unprincipled.
Source: http://www.michellesmirror.com/2023/03/a-cat-in-hatch.html
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