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Democrat Senate Candidate Says He Menstruates Out His Behind

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If Maine Democrat Senate candidate Ashley Webb is out-awfulled by his competitors and is not selected to replace Graham Platner, he might consider pursuing a career in science education. Already he has broken new ground in the specialty of LGBT biology.

Via Reality’s Last Stand:

Webb claims to ovulate. Webb also claims to experience a monthly period that began when he was 25. However, because Webb was born with “external male parts” rather than “the proper hole,” the supposed menstrual blood cannot leave through a vagina. Instead, Webb believes that a hidden female reproductive tract formed an “exit connection” with his colon, causing monthly rectal bleeding.

Although computed tomography scans and colonoscopies have failed to locate his uterus and ovaries, they are sure to be up there somewhere.

We could face a worse fate than Senator Ashley Webb. At least he does not promise to “get rid of” those who enforce or even support the enforcement of immigration law, like sinister top contender Troy Jackson.

On a tip from abcanc.

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