This is the way March ends

not with a bang but a whimper

Weather lore says that March comes in like a like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Applied to birtherism, March came in with bluster and high expectations of the great denouement of the “O-bots,” the shattering of their universe. Here on the last day of March, let’s take stock of the month:

• Orly Taitz endorsed by Pastor Manning, only to find herself joined at the hip with his homophobic street sign
• Tea Party Nation repudiates Taitz claim of endorsement
• CalGuns repudiates Taitz claim of endorsement
• Michael Shrimpton video gets no traction
• FBI evidence of theft by threat, witness tampering and felony obstruction of justice by Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office reported
• Cold Case Posse member Brian Reilly describes unprofessionalism within the Cold Case Posse
• Congressmen Labrador and Huelskamp express disinterest in Sheriff Joe investigation
• Doug Vogt’s mysterious “friendly judge” does not come through
• McInnish appeal denied by Alabama Supreme Court (7 – 2)
• Larry Klayman faces Bar disciplinary action in DC
• Birther Walter Fitzpatrick III jailed
• Birther Lucas Daniel Smith reportedly jailed in the Dominican Republic
• More delays in Taitz’ Mississippi Case, strengthening Defense case for sanctions
• Supreme Court declines to hear Robert Laity appeal.
• Birther Report doesn’t go live with its new super secure server
• No announcement from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office about an Obama investigation
• No press conference, charges, investigative reports, or anything else of substance from Mike Zullo and the Cold Case Posse.

Shall we play the birther theme song: