“Decision” 2016! UPDATES Jedi Mind Trick Edition: Hillary Clinton’s Deteriorating Health Issues are NOT the Droids You are Looking For

by Scott Creighton

The Freak-show that is the U.S. presidential election of 2016 never ceases to amaze me in it’s capacity to gloss over the obvious in favor of the contrived.

You don’t see what you actually see. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move on. Nothing to see here. And oh, by the way, McCarthyism is the new black.

Hillary Clinton does not have health issues. That is a conspiracy theory. Anyone who says her health may just be an issue is a sexist, racist, Commie-loving Trotskyite looking to bring America down by siding with Putin, Erdogan and ISIS™.

Everyone knows Hillary is just coughing a little because she has allergies. If you think otherwise, you don’t have your mind right even if her little “allergy” attack did continue later on the plane.

So she had a little cough. It’s just a “one-off”, right? Everyone gets a little bug every now and again like she did back in June.

And like she did in Feb. in New York.

And like she did at the Benghazi hearings back in Oct. of 2015. As we all know, there is a lot of pollen floating around in the halls of congress. You would think with all that money we pay those guys, someone could dust the place every once and a while. Can’t we get a public/private partnership to fix that problem?

It’s obvious that Hillary Clinton does not suffer from what appears to be a debilitating illness that could potentially disqualify her from serving the full 4 years in office in one of the most stressful positions in the Western world. This “one-off” little bug of hers that has lasted nearly a year and seems to prevent her from conducting the everyday business of running for office is nothing but a conspiracy theory and talking about it openly in public means you want the Red Menace to hack our election systems with impunity. So stop it.

Hmmm. Let’s see… 275 days without a press conference. Do the math… back to Oct/Nov. of last year… has one kind of in the plane yesterday… Hillary has to leave and go up front while she coughs uncontrollably… connection? Of course not, that was a trick question you conspiracy theorist.

Remember, these aren’t the droids you are looking for. So stop it.

Also don’t pay attention to the tin-foil hat crowd who worry about Hillary’s odd “humorous” behavior.

Or be put off by how much she likes brightly colored balloons. Everyone likes brightly colored balloons. If you don’t your a sexist, racist, Pinko-commie-fascist and don’t forget that.

These are not the droids you are looking for. How many times do I have to tell you that?

So Hillary is just fine. That’s today’s word. F…I…N…E.

And for goodness sakes, if anyone even hints at this, then they must be al Qaeda plotting another 9/11… or even worse… a dreaded LEFTIST!!!

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You have to trust our glorious leaders. They would never deliberately keep someone in office if they knew to be physically unfit to perform the duties of the office simply because the alternative candidate represented a slightly less neoliberal war-mongering shill for the masters of the universe. We know that would never happen.

“In a new memoir, his son Ron suggests that Reagan suffered from the beginning stages of this disease while he was commander in chief, pointing out that his father became “lost and bewildered” during the 1984 presidential debates with Democratic nominee Walter Mondale and that in 1986 Reagan could not remember the names of familiar landmarks.” Mother Jones

Well, those are the insiders noticing disturbing things about Reagan’s health back in ’84. Surely the press, looking out for the country’s best interests, would sound the alarm if they noticed anything askew.

“Reagan was as shriveled as a kumquat. He was so frail, his skin so paper-thin. I could almost see the sunlight through the back of his withered neck…His eyes were coated. Larry introduced us, but he had to shout. Had Reagan turned off his hearing aid?

…Reagan didn’t seem to know who I was. He gave me a distant look with those milky eyes and shook my hand weakly. Oh, my, he’s gonzo, I thought. I have to go out on the lawn tonight and tell my countrymen that the president of the United States is a doddering space cadet. My heart began to hammer with the import…I was aware of the delicacy with which I would have to write my script. But I was quite sure of my diagnosis.

Because Reagan seemed to “recover”—I decided I could not go out on the White House lawn and tell the public what his behavior meant. So I never did a report.

I was obviously not equipped to interpret what LOOKED like a lapse into semi-awareness. Was it what I had assumed at first: senility? Was it an “act”—a way to avoid answering my questions? Was it some form of dementia (maybe not Alzheimer’s)? I decided I couldn’t report on my observations at all that night.” Lesley Stahl, 2000

Alright, screw it. She’s clearly sick as hell, whatever she’s suffering from, and the press is determined to toe the party line and keep that info from the voting public no matter how batty she starts acting between coughing up a lung fits.

Yeah, these are your fucking droids. Not even a Jedi mind trick can put lipstick on this deteriorating sow.

Guess that’s why we keep seeing Joe Biden acting like he’s running for office all over the country doing campaign appearances with Tim Kaine. Gotta have a plan B, right?

Source: https://willyloman.wordpress.com/2016/09/06/decision-2016-updates-jedi-mind-trick-edition-hillary-clintons-deteriorating-health-issues-are-not-the-droids-you-are-looking-for/