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Talking Dirty - Mud Run Lingo and CustomInk

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Kovas and I had our first mud run experience last month at Warrior Dash – so much fun!! Soon we’ll be trying another – Hero Rush – similar, but “more than just a mud run.”  We talked about coordinating our outfits…but somehow didn’t…Maybe next time we’ll try CustomInk, which allows you to design custom T-shirts, or “mud duds” online.

CustomInk has also created a Mud Run Lingo Glossary.  Here are some of my favorites:

Bake n’ Cake
[beyk-and-keyk] · Verb
Standing in the sun until the mud that covers you becomes a dirty crust.

Birthday Suitors
[burth-dey-soo-ters] · Noun
Those men who choose to complete mud races in various stages of undress, or in Speedos.

Fon-dudes
[fon-doodz] · Noun
Men so totally covered in mud they look like they were dipped in a chocolate fountain.

The Freshwater 15
[thuh-fresh-wot-er-fif-teen] · Noun
The weight that your clothes and shoes gain after going through the first water obstacle.

Kicking Ash
[kik-ing-ash] · Verb
Clearing the fire hazard in one glorious leap.

Lemming
[lem-ing] · Verb
To jump off of a tall obstacle mindlessly following those in front of you without regard for your personal safety.

Mud Suds
[muhd-suhdz] · Noun
The well-earned beer you down after crossing the finish line.

Official Debriefing
[uh-fish-uhl-dee-bree-fing] · Noun
The recounting of your race tales while disrobing; usually held in a parking lot.

Slip Slops
[slip-slops] · Noun
What any pair of previously functional shoes becomes after you’ve completed the race.

Mud Duds
[muhd-duhdz] · Noun
The custom t-shirts, accessories and other apparel you and your friends don for team unity in a mud race.

If you haven’t tried a mud run, you should – they really are a lot of fun.  If you’re in the Chicago area, check out Hero Rush, July 28th – enter promo codes MultiSportLife15 or WomensEndurance 15 for 15% off registration.


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