Funny Camping Lessons: Murphy’s Laws of Camping

Here I will share some of the Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons I found. You might call them the “Murphy’s Laws of Camping”. I’m sure you can relate to some of these commhttp://on situatihttp://ons. Oh the joys of camping! Read some of these camping lesshttp://ons and laugh off the bittersweet misery that camping seems to always entail.

Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons:

• In a mummy bag the urgency of http://one’s need to urinate is inversely proportihttp://onal to the amount of clothing worn. It is also inversely proportihttp://onal to the temperature and the degree to which the mummy bag is completely zipped up.
• The distance to a given camp site remains chttp://onstant as twilight approaches.
• Waterproof clothing isn’t. (However, it is 100% effective at chttp://ontaining sweat).
• The area of level ground in the neighborhood tends to vanish as the need to make camp becomes finite.
• The width of backpack straps decreases with the distance hiked. To compensate, the weight of the backpack increases.
• Average temperature increases with the amount of clothing brought.
• Tent stakes come http://only in the quantity “N-1” where N is the number of stakes necessary to stake down a tent.
• Propane/butane tanks that are full when they are packed, will unexplainably empty themselves before you can reach the campsite.
• Given a chance, matches will find a way to get wet.
• All foods assume a uniform taste, texture, and colour when freeze-dried.
• The weight in a backpack can never remain uniformly distributed.
• The probability of diarrhea increases with the square of the thistle chttp://ontent of the local vegetatihttp://on.
• All tree branches in a forest grow outward from their respective trunks at exactly the height of your nose. If you are male, tree branches will also grow at groin height.
• You will lose the little toothpick in your Swiss Army knife as sohttp://on as you open the box.
• Enough dirt will get tracked into the tent http://on the first day out, that you can grow the food you need for the rest of the trip in rows between sleeping bags.
• When camping in late fall or winter, your underwear will stay at approximately 35.702 degrees Kelvin no matter how lhttp://ong you keep it in your sleeping bag with you.
• Bears.
• Tents never come apart as easily when you’re leaving a site as when you’re trying to get them set up in the first place.
• When planning to take time off of work/school for your camping trip, always add an extra week, because when you get home from your “vacatihttp://on” you’ll be too tired to go back for a week after.
• Any sthttp://one in a hiking boot migrates to the locatihttp://on of maximum pressure.
• Number of mosquitoes at any given locatihttp://on is inversely proportihttp://onal to the volume of remaining repellent.
• The probability of finding a latrine is http://one over the number of poishttp://on ivy plants per acre.
• The square feet of level ground available for tents equals the degrees from horizhttp://on of the setting sun.

So, there you have it. Those are some of the Murphy’s Laws of Camping. If you want to find more of these funny camping lesshttp://ons read Murphy’s Laws of Camping: Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons. Or, read more of our Funny Camping Jokes! You know it’ll be more fun reading these than doing something actually important.

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Kaitlyn
(The CampTrip Team)

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