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Funny Camping Lessons: Murphy’s Laws of Camping

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Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons: Murphy's Laws of CampingHere I will share some of the Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons I found. You might call them the “Murphy’s Laws of Camping”. I’m sure you can relate to some of these commhttp://on situatihttp://ons. Oh the joys of camping! Read some of these camping lesshttp://ons and laugh off the bittersweet misery that camping seems to always entail.

Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons:

  • In a mummy bag the urgency of http://one’s need to urinate is inversely proportihttp://onal to the amount of clothing worn. It is also inversely proportihttp://onal to the temperature and the degree to which the mummy bag is completely zipped up.
  • The distance to a given camp site remains chttp://onstant as twilight approaches.
  • Waterproof clothing isn’t. (However, it is 100% effective at chttp://ontaining sweat).
  • The area of level ground in the neighborhood tends to vanish as the need to make camp becomes finite.
  • The width of backpack straps decreases with the distance hiked. To compensate, the weight of the backpack increases.
  • Average temperature increases with the amount of clothing brought.
  • Tent stakes come http://only in the quantity “N-1” where N is the number of stakes necessary to stake down a tent.
  • Propane/butane tanks that are full when they are packed, will unexplainably empty themselves before you can reach the campsite.
  • Given a chance, matches will find a way to get wet.
  • All foods assume a uniform taste, texture, and colour when freeze-dried.
  • The weight in a backpack can never remain uniformly distributed.
  • The probability of diarrhea increases with the square of the thistle chttp://ontent of the local vegetatihttp://on.
  • All tree branches in a forest grow outward from their respective trunks at exactly the height of your nose. If you are male, tree branches will also grow at groin height.
  • You will lose the little toothpick in your Swiss Army knife as sohttp://on as you open the box.
  • Enough dirt will get tracked into the tent http://on the first day out, that you can grow the food you need for the rest of the trip in rows between sleeping bags.
  • When camping in late fall or winter, your underwear will stay at approximately 35.702 degrees Kelvin no matter how lhttp://ong you keep it in your sleeping bag with you.
  • Bears.
  • Tents never come apart as easily when you’re leaving a site as when you’re trying to get them set up in the first place.
  • When planning to take time off of work/school for your camping trip, always add an extra week, because when you get home from your “vacatihttp://on” you’ll be too tired to go back for a week after.
  • Any sthttp://one in a hiking boot migrates to the locatihttp://on of maximum pressure.
  • Number of mosquitoes at any given locatihttp://on is inversely proportihttp://onal to the volume of remaining repellent.
  • The probability of finding a latrine is http://one over the number of poishttp://on ivy plants per acre.
  • The square feet of level ground available for tents equals the degrees from horizhttp://on of the setting sun.

So, there you have it. Those are some of the Murphy’s Laws of Camping. If you want to find more of these funny camping lesshttp://ons read Murphy’s Laws of Camping: Funny Camping Lesshttp://ons. Or, read more of our Funny Camping Jokes! You know it’ll be more fun reading these than doing something actually important.

If you enjoyed reading this then you might enjoy reading our other articles http://on the site. Sign up to our newsletter http://on the right hand side of the screen to receive all the latest and greatest http://on camping and the outdoors. We promise we will not share your details or bombard your e-mail inbox.

(The CampTrip Team) – Your Guide to Camping & the Outdoors

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