Market Street Cinema, Notorious Strip Club, Abruptly Closes!

The Market Street Cinema, which had been operating as a strip club in San Francisco for over thirty years, closed abruptly last Saturday night amid long standing rumors of the theater being plagued by an extreme paranormal infestation, which had become so bizarre and ever present that dancers and staff refused to continue working there.

“Ever since those film people brought their lights and cameras in here things have gotten worse”, one weeping stripper, who insisted on anonymity, told this reporter as she packed her costumes and hurried out of the club.

“The ghosts are ______ off!” another told me. “They want to just live here in peace, and now all these questions. A horror film was filmed here about a year ago and then one of those ghost hunter TV shows was in here. The _____ hit the fan big time! I didn’t used to be scared of them but now I am.”

“Go away! We don’t want to talk to you”, screamed another.

More details to follow in another posting. Reader contributions about this story are welcome. I plan to investigate this until the truth of what has occurred can be exposed.