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Simon Parkes Claims He Fathered Space Alien Named Zarka

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–Simon Parkes, a British City Councilman, claims he fathered a space alien named Zarka.

Alien shagger Simon Parkes meets his extraterrestrial family twice a month! He also sells USB sticks that contain magical powers!

Currently, this former driving instructor is in love with Donald J. Trump and he receives top-secret intel straight from the White House.


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  • Melvin Frisbey

    Sounds like you have penis envy. Just jealous of all the attention Simon is getting. Go pound sand.

    • Jeffery Pritchett

      go make an alien trumplegooch baby

  • S8-10

    Yeeeah i was very disappointed that this was the source for a lot of the “plan” hype

  • CensorDeezNutz

    Him and Robert Steel can hang out and talk about the 200 kidnapped kids who are being held on Mars.

    meanwhile the Woody Wood Pecker song plays over and over and over.

    • Jeffery Pritchett


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