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Celibate Sasquatch

Friday, March 5, 2021 0:08

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You better think twice before getting yo’ freak on within the confines of one of the United States’ National Parks!

Have you ever visited a National Park and felt the overwhelming urge to make love, right then and there? Fortunately, Celibate Sasquatch is watching…ready to remind you that it is illegal to do so, and that you should probably go rent a room, somewhere else.

According to a blog post by Zack Rock, so many hippies were running around getting busy in national parks that it became threat to the environment and of course, common decency. Therefore, in 1967 his ad firm partnered with the United States Parks Authority to create the Celibate Sasquatch campaign. Unfortunately, Celibate Sasquatch failed to become as big an icon as Smokey Bear, and was largely forgotten about, aside from the slang phrase ‘sasquatching the celibate,’ meaning to smoke tree bark.

But, like most things you’ll find here at Theresa’s Haunted History, there’s more to the story than meets the eye! I know I certainly wanted this ad campaign to be real, but it’s not.

Zack Rock IS the creator of this wonderfully fun poster and character of Celibate Sasquatch. However, instead of being created for a 1967 National Parks campaign, the poster was created in 2009 for a vintage-inspired ad contest on the Sugar Frosted Goodness blog. In fact, Zack was named one of three winners in the contest for his work on Celibate Sasquatch!

I can only hope that if the parks system ever does find that overzealous lovemaking becomes an issue in the parks, they convince Zack to let them use Celibate Sasquatch!

Source: http://theresashauntedhistoryofthetri-state.blogspot.com/2021/03/celibate-sasquatch.html

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