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Kellogg’s CEO Encourages Cash-Strapped Peasants to Eat Cereal For Dinner

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In response to skyrocketing prices for actual food — with, in all probability, his own children’s delicate, pampered intestines unsavaged by high fructose corn syrup — hypocritical Kellogg’s CEO has some sage advice for the contemptible peasants: eat my slop and shut your filthy flyover mouths.

Via The Independent:

*”Under pressure” is corporate jargon for “poor as fuck and running out of options to feed themselves fast.”

The promotion of GMO corn syrup-laden pseudo-food as a substitute for real food has been going on for some time by a unified front of the pharmaceutical industry, the agricultural industry, the biomedical industry, academia, and Public Health™.

          RelatedWhite House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ Claims Lucky Charms Are Healthier Than Chicken

I also found this cancerous little ditty on the web. Tony the Diabetic Tiger pops into frame to drill his Pavlovian catchphrase into a vaguely diverse family of four: “When I say ‘cereal,’ you say ‘dinner’!”  

“Cereal!” Tony the Diabetic Tiger yells.

“Dinner” the lobotomized family responds with great enthusiasm.



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    • GJ

      Cost per pound twice as much as steak. Do a little math.

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