Unborn Children Touring the White House Must be Registered!

by Faith Issues, Steve Eastman

For years we’ve been hearing the liberal refrain that unborn children are not persons.  Well, now Obama is making an exception for security purposes.  Why else?

The Director of the White House Visitor’s Office has emailed members of Congress, and others who may be facilitating tours of the nation’s executive mansion, providing details on how to register an unborn child.  According to Elli Shafer’s email, “Crazy as it may sound, you MUST include the baby in the overall count of guests in the tour.  It’s an easy process.”   We’ll give her credit for knowing it sounds crazy.

Tour booking staff must enter the family last name into the computer with “Baby” as the first name.  Instead of a middle name, they input the letters “NMN.”  And the date the tour is requested goes down as the Date of Birth.  The Gender field is required, so if no one knows what that is, either M or F is acceptable.

“Wait a minute,” you say.  “Some of that information will not be accurate after the baby is born.”  No problem.  Obama is a step ahead of you.  You will be contacted sometime after the tour to report on your child’s real name, birthday and gender.  So, all the details are covered.

This raises an interesting question.  If the unborn baby is a person before and during the tour, why not at the moment before an abortion?  You are correct of course.  To borrow a term from Al Gore, we’ll just call it “an inconvenient truth.”

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