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Tap dancing Ninja Cow Heads To Washington!

Sunday, August 3, 2014 9:46

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Dancing Ninja Cow is going to the nations capital to do some ugly business!

She is pissed and aims to clean out the clowns that won’t do right by and for the people of this nation. She will stay there calmly waiting for the return of the congress and give one final warning. That is to listen to the people who wish this nation to remain sovereign and our borders protected. She will insist that they allow our nation to remain a supreme and independent power and to help build a honest system that provides jobs and promotes our freedoms, liberties and protects our constitution!
She states Quote; “If they continue on this current path of destroying this great nation then I will clean them out. This will be done in short order! John boehner will cry like never before from the lighting speed of a thunder hoof. Mark my words!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfO-H0oLIT4
Ninja cow also stated Quote:”I’m sick and tired of looking at all the chemtrails and all the nano sub-atomic particles in the rain, in my ponds and rivers.It makes my udders soar and crusty!” ”I can’t eat your GMO corn and grains it gives me the plop plops and turns my stomachs into bloody mush. Ahh beasties in me head ima put a end to this madness” she exclaims! Cow patties will hit the fan when they return.
My best advice is that people like Mr.Harry Reid and others (Lindsey Graham) better give back all that money they stole.
Also here: This is one talented cow! OMG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixgIE3WShk

This is a true story. Update to follow!
Cheers! wafhad4

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