Rubio Mocks Stumpy McTrumpfingers and It’s Awesome
Marco Rubio has been mocking Trump this weekend over his appearance, his age, and his relative incontinence, among other things, and it has been awesome. Here he is on Sunday night mocking Trump’s famously stumpy fingers:
ALERT: Rubio makes fun of Trump’s short fingers: “You know what they say about men with small hands” pic.twitter.com/LR1uhAsv2K
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 29, 2016
“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco.’ I’ll admit, he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2. That’s why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2. Have you seen his hands? There like this. And you know what they say about men with small hands?
….
… You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them.”
It’s brilliant on more than one level. On the surface it’s brilliant because Trump haters have been desperately wanting one of our candidates to step up and put down. But on a deeper level, it’s brilliant because Donald Trump is an insane narcissist. Mocking his tan or the faces he makes .. those are the things that really bug the crap out of him.
He doesn’t care about policy. So he doesn’t care if you mock his policies. The only church he attends regularly is the church of Trump, and he can’t stand when you mock that. In particular, he can’t stand having his little stumpy fingers made fun of, something that was disclosed recently by a reporter covering him. It bugs the crap out of him and, therefore, his hordes of unthinking and obedient followers. Drives them batty.
Leon noted yesterday the MSM is hyperventilating about it but all I can say is “oh well.” Because he who shall name himself in the third person hates it when people make fun of him. So therefore I love it. More please.
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Not only is this not awesome, its weak and pathetic. he’s attacking trumps fingers in a rehearsed and unoriginal attack that is embarrassing for americans. this joker is running for president, its not open mic at the local comedy club. Little fingered trump still has thousands of employees and success written all over him while marco is still a controlled little puppet that can barely remember his lines. Vote Trump