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Not Today, Internet: Science Goes Too Far, Makes Dinosaur-Faced Chicken

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This is the latest installment of our regular feature, “Not Today, Internet,” in which we take a look at the stories that we really don’t want to. For previous installments, click here. If you have a tip for “Not Today, Internet,” you can email me at [email protected].

Sweet mother of mercy, science is trying its damnedest to make the world a dark and dangerous place. A group of scientists screwing around with genetics and molecular structures have managed to make a chicken embryo a dinosaur-faced monstrosity.

That’s right. Just in time for Easter, it’s little chicks with dinosaur teeth and snouts.

Naturally, of course the BBC wants to tell us about this.

Now, they claim they weren’t trying to play God and create a baby chickosaur, but science has been recklessly throwing genetic goop at the wall to see what sticks (and what mutates) for years. It was only a matter of time before they ruined chicken nuggets for me.

It’s bad enough cute baby chickens were ruined by the disgusting invention of Peeps, but now they are being turned into mutant half-poultry/half-lizard monstrosities that will hopefully kill us before another group of scientists bent on beating death creates the first zombies.

Maybe the mutant chickosaurs will grow and the zombies will ride them. That’ll be a great way for us all to meet our ends.

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      Gene splicing is not evolutional. Interesting how this article uses key obfuscation terminology like, “consistent with the fossil record” directing the reader to misconstrue this as an evolutional process.

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