Vegas Bookies Bet on Biden

Vegas Bookies Bet on Biden

“Little” Louis Vargas, a Vegas oddsmaker who has successfully predicted the last six presidential elections, says Biden has a 3-1 shot at becoming the 46^th President of the United States, an opinion shared by a conclave of Nevada Bookies hedging bets on Biden after numerous “vaccination” polls indicated that only 1-in-3 Americans said they’re willing to receive a Covid-19 inoculation.

He bases his opinion on polls conducted by Rasmussen, Reuters, and Rand Corp., each of which sampled a mix of 5,000 to 15,000 established Republican and Democratic voters, each of whom was asked a single question: “When a Covid-19 vaccination is available, will you get it?” Across all three polls, 33% percent said they would not get vaccinated, adding that they’d resist any and all attempts at forced or mandatory inoculation. Interestingly, that 33% self-identify as Republicans who support Donald Trump.

Two-thirds, on the other hand, favored vaccinations, and an overwhelming majority of them said they will unquestionably vote for Joseph Biden in the 2020 general election.

Vargas says the debate is settled— “Trump doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell of winning a second term.”

Vargas has unimpeachable credentials. The last time he lost a bet was in 1986, when he predicted that the Red Sox would Defeat the New York Mets in the World Series.

“That one was right down to the wire,” said Vargas. “It could have gone either way, but in the end, I got it wrong. I accept that. But Biden will be victorious in 2020. That, my friend, is a God-given certainty.”

Vargas is not alone in believing the Joseph Biden will be sitting in the Oval Office on January 20; oddsmakers at the Vegas MGM Grand, Bellagio, and Caesars palace agree with Vargas’ verdict of defeat for sitting President Donald J. Trump.  The consensus is that Biden will emerge victorious in the crucial swing states of Florida, Pennsylvania (his home state), and Michigan, all of which Trump won by narrow margins in 2016. Without those states, Vargas said, Trump has no path to the 270 electoral votes needed to hold the Oval Office.

Domonic Domingo, general manager at the Bellagio, was quoted as saying: “Unfortunately for Trump, his time is up. The only people supporting him are his online alts and crazy Qtard conspiracy theorists,” referring to sprawling conspiracy theory asserting that Trump and JFK Jr. (alive, apparently) are waging a clandestine war against a consortium of Democratic pedophiles who drink children’s blood to extend their lifespan. “This fringe movement, while gaining some notoriety, is surely not enough to reelect Trump,” Domingo concluded.

Trump’s flagrant disregard of the current pandemic, Domingo and Vargas said, has diminished his odds of a 2020 victory.

“Trump hates science and is eschews advice given by scientific experts across the globe. While this may sit will with his conspiracist base, most people believe in science. This is doom for Trump,” Vargas said.

“Trump’s attacks on Dr. Fauci and Dr. Brix, as well as his condescending language toward proven medicine, has severely damaged him. The economy is in shambles, too. Everyone in Vegas knows one thing—Trump is screwed, regardless of how rosy he tries to pain his situation.”