Person married to politican is capable of dressing self, it has been revealed.

As the race for the 2016 Democratic nomination draws into the home straight, the key issues of financial hardship and global terrorism were once again overshadowed by the likely future ‘first man’ Bill Clinton, who stunned crowds today in a glamorous white shirt with shoes and trousers and probably socks.

Lump of meat Bill Clinton’s fashion choices have been in the spotlight ever since his wife entered politics in the 1970s. As one Twitter user, Chebbers Deighton, wrote, “He got clothes on”.

Beforeitsnews fashion editor Colin Plank exclusively talks us through some of Bill’s most intelligent sartorial selections.

‘Golf sexual’ This is the kind of jumper you could just pull over your head and wear all day. Plus, the greasy sheen makes it easy to wipe off spilt stout.

‘Rich Uncle Pennybags’ Pinstripe appeals subconsciously to Wall Street coke heads. Seen here as Bill resurrects the economy via séance.

‘Stinky Lumberjack’ It’s important to reach out to regular Joes through your hulking fortress of steroidal bodyguards (although not literally, don’t touch the scum) and the best way to achieve this is to wear chequered shirts that say “I have honestly done an actual day’s work in my stupid, priveledged, intern-abusing life. Now sniff my finger or f**k off back to your Dixie Chicks meth party, you chemtrail huffing FEMA slurry”.