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Obama Passover

This year ironically Passover begins April 15. Instead of spreading lambs’ blood over your doors like the Jews in Egypt did, we suggest you put out your Obama/Biden sign, T-shirt, or bumper sticker. This should be placed sometimes the night before on the 14th and remain there until nightfall on the evening of April 22, 2014. This will insure your loyalty to President Obama and you and your household members will be spared from arrest and detention by Homeland Security. No one, I repeat, no one will be placed in a FEMA camp, have their property seized or suffer loss of life if they follow these simple instructions.

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If you have thrown away the ↑ loyalty items, then contact us here, maybe we can send something to save your pathetic ass. Remember, you are all my servants but I will take care of my royal subjects.

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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

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