Ken Ham's Ark Taken Up To Heaven!
That is one of the stories from the satirical Christian website The Babylon Bee. From the story:
In what is being called a stunning miracle, apologist Ken Ham’s controversial $100 million replica of Noah’s Ark was reportedly taken into heaven in the sight of attendees just several days into the park’s opening.
Witnesses claim they heard a voice from the heavens booming, “This is my beloved ark, in which I am well pleased,” before a loud rumbling begin to reverberate all around the attraction. Then, onlookers watched in amazement as the clouds parted and the great wooden ship began ascending toward the skies.
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Sources state that within several minutes, the ark had disappeared into the clouds, having been taken into the presence of the Almighty.
If only. That, and other stories at the site had me in tears this evening. If your Christianity can stand a sense of humor, this is the site for you. In many ways, it is like the old Wittenberg Door, a satirical newspaper that was popular in the 1980s. Enjoy.
Source: http://scienceandcreation.blogspot.com/2017/01/ken-hams-ark-taken-up-to-heaven.html
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