You too can join the Illuminati!!

Don got an email the other day inviting him to join the Illuminati. Yes, really. Here it is, copied exactly as written:

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire, Are you a business Man/woman,
politician, musician, student, employee.

Do you strive to expand your knowledge and personal development, Do you want to be rich?,
need protection, be powerful and famous.

if YES!. Then you can achieve your dreams by being a member of the great illuminati empire,
Once you are a  member all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish.

With this brief summary, If you are interested to become a member of the great illuminati then
get back to us for more information about joining the illuminati.

kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: [email protected]

Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at: [email protected]

For more instructions on our membership process.

Note:  We don’t support dirty game, It’s a brotherhood of peace, a great group of illumination Lighting.

Gosh, all this time I never realized the Illuminati invited peasants like us to join its illustrious ranks. Silly me! And yowza, we can “achieve” our “dreams” simply by clicking here! (and no doubt sending them lots of money). I’m sure this email is completely trustworthy because they assured us “we don’t support dirty game.” Convincing, n’est-ce pas?

Hard pass.