Urgent Update - Government Photos! A planet in our solar system is solely inhabited by robots!
Terlingua, Texas -
(urgent update in the comments section)
A member of the revolutionary organization, the Terlingua Liberation Front, has come across some disturbing information. There are government photographs that prove that there is a planet in our solar system which is, in fact, solely inhabited by robots. This planet, Mars, has long been a topic of conversation, and, indeed, media frenzy when it comes to discussions of otherworldly life and robotic communities, but now, finally, we have proof.
The Terlingua Liberation Front, based in Terlingua, Texas, with zero members, is a miniscule organization when it comes to the grand scheme of things, but their non-list of non-members defintely does not include (redacted). Oooh, there’s that Japanese cat with a whole bunch of legs!
It’s not so much that the information itself is disturbing, say senior non-members of the TLF, the disturbing fact is that this information has been public knowledge for years, but apparently, nobody had put the dots together until self-appointed chief psychonaut for the TLF, Ray Bong, PhD LSD Pdq, connected this information on our global forum. After a hasty bit of research, our dedicated team of propagandists verified that this is, in fact, correct. Ray Bong goes on to say that these machines may be self-aware, as they have apparently been taking “selfies” and uploading them to the internet. He further states that he hates the word “selfie.”
So, we here at the TLF admit that we drink on the job sometimes, and we know that the federal government isn’t always the best or most accurate source of information. However, we think that these government photographs speak for themselves. After seeing this, I really need a drink.
Does anybody have any tequila in their prepper stashes?
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Whistler Blowers, Insiders
Is there a BEER BONG Robot that dispenses Beer Floats on demand? Or a Death RAY-BONG robot that will kill anyone trying to steal your drink? Or perhaps we can patent a Tequila T-kill-ya Robot (TTR) that would make Jimmy Buffet proud.
I knew it. I told ya’ll but would you listen? How’re ya tinfoil hats gonna save ya now?
Urgent update! Ray Bong, PhD LSD Pdq, chief psychonaut for the TLF, has revealed that our government has been in direct contact with these robots for years! In fact, NASA has been in continuous two-way communication with them for several years! And furthermore, this information has been used to change the way we do certain things here on earth!