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Planet X - Dr. Sam-I-Am and Caca have reached 'irrelevant' status

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Well, shockingly!!!!!!  May-Day 2020 rolled in and rolled out.  It begat Cinco de Mayo, and here I sit, with a cold 6 pack of Miller High Life Tall Boys and heaping pile of pink salt, doing full-on belly laughs (might I say – a guffaw!!!!) over the failed predictions of Caca.

She was so sure in 2015, insanely focused in 2017, fever-pitched sweating in 2019, and ready beyond all belief in 2020 for the final occulation and the emergence of the Mystical, Magical Killer Fantasy Planet from behind the Sun……

But alas, just like Butt-Hurt Bob, Tim the Enchanter, the Toilet-Less Pit Master, and lo and behold, Lavendar Rose, she was totally, epically, and completely wrong!  So, take your 3rd step bogus translations from the Putz Dr., and ram it up your neither-regions, where the Sun don’t shine!!!!

Bye Bye Caca, it’s been a fun ride.  Please turn in your BIN Contributor Press Pass on your way out.  Security will escort you to the common elevator in 5 minutes.

That is All.  As you Were.

CS

 



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    • Anonymous

      And a free, upgraded pair of BINNER 6.0 GLASSES to you, Sir. Just provide me a mailing address and they are yours. Yes, you WILL be able to watch the Niburites work and play on their planet. You can watch rock shows and baseball games!!! You can view their Whitehouse!!! You can see their freeways and spacehips!!! And these are absolutely free for you, Sir! :shock: :shock: :eek:

      • Central Scrutinizer

        Address to follow. Can’t wait for the latest UPGRADE!!!
        One question, can we bet on Nibiru Baseball games, and is the Money-Line the same in Space as is it here on da Erf’???
        Asking for a degenerate gambler friend! :mrgreen:

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