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Just testing to see if I can still post articles after my story about the King of Shame (Geir Smith) was deleted for no particular reason.  

Edit:  ”Your mom” jokes are welcome.

(Photo of KOS at Comicon.)

 

 

(Here, he is seen firmly clinging to his “Messiah” complex.  Bizzare, indeed.)

 

(Sad results of playing “Internet Messiah.”)



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    • The Clucker

      I’m not banned. That’s good. I have some fun ideas for the future. Now I just need an old washing machine to make a time travel device.

    • Mayhem

      You’ll need a really old model because electronic timers don’t work on time travel devices.

      • The Clucker

        Dang. I had a 6x6x6 ft. pit dug in my back yard to hide the machine. I thought I just needed a flux capacitor but now I need an analog timer on top of it.

        • Mayhem

          You’ll surely need the pit and flux capacitor but i might be having you on re the analog chrono.

        • Mayhem

          I presume you know all about time travel but just in case remember to never travel back to before the invention of electricity, with the digital timer, or you’ll have to do your calculations on an Abacus and figure out how to wire a sun dial into the system.

          • The Clucker

            I don’t know how to wire a sun dial. I’m gonna need a bigger notebook.

            • Mayhem

              Soldering the wires onto the stone Gnomon and Dial is the trickiest bit but once you’ve got that sorted it’s not too difficult.

            • The Clucker

              Sounds legit. Time to make mother proud. If I go back in time that far though… to sun dial times… where whilst thou Clucker plug in his soldering mechanism?

            • Mayhem

              Gees mate do i have to think of everything? Channel your inner Neanderthal and rub two sticks together, ffs.

              You don’t need a lectric soldering iron just a lump of copper, a lemon and the ability to perform miracles.

              You millennials and your reliance on modern contrivances aren’t going to make it through Ragnorak let alone time travel.

            • The Clucker

              Damn it. I knew I was asking too many questions. Wtf is the lemon for? I hope it isn’t some weird “butt stuff.”

            • Mayhem

              The lemon is a substitute for the cleaning acid prior to soldering. It won’t work but it’ll be loads of fun watching you try.

            • The Clucker

              I guess I’ll just stick with the flux core solder.

    • Central Scrutinizer

      Geir Smith is a monkey!?!?!

      WHO KNEW!!!!!

      Not that there is anything wrong with being slightly paranoid!

      Message Received. Carry On! :mrgreen:

      • The Clucker

        :lol: He is a monkey. This is for certain. He’s also a donkey. Some sort of hybrid, I think. Also, he’s probably a latent homo. He obsesses over what happens to Obama’s butt on a daily basis. Weird.

    • FAT AXL!!!

      Oh…

      Leopard messiah.

      I always thought Hetfield was saying leper messiah.

      • The Clucker

        For short I’m going to call you “Arm Ham.” For some reason that reminds me of Gilbert Grape’s mom.

        • FAT AXL!!!

          Took me a minute for to figure out what the hellzz you meant.

          But then I got it.

          Too late, chicken-ninja.

          Already done changed mah’s name.

          Arguin Bible with a name like ARMED AND HAMMERED just didn’t feel right.

          • FAT AXL!!!

            And don’t you be gettin all starrey-eyed about no Bit-coin.

            Do you much homework before throw a you money in that direction.

            • The Clucker

              WTF is Bit-coin? And yes, I live under a rock.

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