Kent Hrbek, 1992 Donruss Triple Play

Name: Kent Hrbek
Team: Minnesota Twins
Position: First base
Value of card: Twin pennies
Key 1991 stat: Three consonants to start five-letter last name
Kent Hrbek’s train of thought from 5:34 to 5:35 p.m. Aug. 15, 1991: “Hey, get a load of that photographer over there. I’m going to make him laugh. Let’s see, how about I stick out my tongue? No, that’s too juvenile. How about I put my palms to my mouth and make farting sounds? No, I’d swallow the pine tar on my batting glove. I know, I’ll give him my best Elvis impersonation. And here we go: A hu-huh-how. … What the? It’s … it’s … it’s … stuck! Lord, help! My face is stuck! My Elvis face is stuck. Help! Help! Kirby, anybody, help! I got my blue suede shoes. Help! Everybody was dancing to the jailhouse rock. Help! Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Help! Wise men say, only fools rush in …”