Joe Pettini, 1981 Topps
Name: Joe Pettini
Team: San Francisco Giants
Position: Shortstop, third base
Value of card: It’s complicated
Key 1980 stat: You wouldn’t understand
An ode to Joe Pettini: Joe, oh Joe. You’re a complicated man. You dress like a cat burglar and carry the moniker of a salami maker. Andy Warhol, the master of the pop art movement, found your look so intriguing, so mesmerizing, that he painted the portrait above and sold it for a buck seventy-five when he was high on mescaline. Joe, oh Joe. How do you feather your mullet so? How can you see lunar pebbles on the moon with 14-pound glasses that make women swoon? Tell us the secrets of your mustache-like sideburns and sideburn-like mustache. Joe, fair Joe, thank you for being our work of art.
Source: http://www.baseballcardbust.com/2014/09/joe-pettini-1981-topps.html
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