Myron Guyton, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 49)

Name: Myron Guyton
Team: New York Giants
Position: Defensive back
Value of card: 6 shreds of Zubaz
Key 1990 stat: 71 straight hours cradling a football
Conversation between Myron Guyton and a Pro Line photographer, circa 1990:
Pro Line photographer: “Howdy, Myron. I’m here to take your photo.”
Myron Guyton: “No ball.”
PLP: “Ha. That’s fine, Myron. All I need to do is snap a picture.”
MG: “I said, ‘No ball.’”
PLP: “OK, OK. You just hold onto that ball, buddy. Let me get set up here.”
MG: “No. No. No. No ball.”
PLP: “You keep the ball, Myron. Maybe just hold it more naturally.”
MG: “No. My football.”
PLP: “Don’t you maybe want to hold it tucked between your arm and your side, like you’re running with it?”
MG: “My ball. No ball for you.”
PLP: “Fine. Your ball. Any chance you can shake out your Zubaz pants so we don’t end up with a football card sporting a bulge?”
MG: “My bulge.”
PLP: (sighs, shakes head, takes photo)