Colin Charland, 1988 TCMA

Name: Colin Charland
Team: Palm Springs Angels
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Six ounces of those little charred bits you have to scrape off the barbecue
Key 1987 stat: Made his own hat
California Angels scouting report on prospect Colin Charland: “Needs to work on curve, changeup, growing eyebrows. … If baseball doesn’t work out, he can always go back to middle school. …  Geez, we really need to pitch in for some new uniforms down in Palm Springs. … Says his favorite food is pizza. Fitting, since that’s what his face looks like, too. … His fastball sits in the low 90s. He, himself, usually sits alone in the cafeteria at lunch. … The sky’s the limit for this kid      especially once he starts his second career as a flight attendant.”

Card submitted by Zach Jones