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Patrick Ewing, 1997 Sports Illustrated for Kids (Halloween Special 2014)

Friday, October 31, 2014 5:05

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Name: Patrick Ewing
Team: New York Ticks
Positions: Center, monster
Value of card: One bolt in the neck
Key 1997-98 splat: 26 games played
Happy Halloween from the Bust. Here are a few things that Patrick Ewing and the Knicks have in common with Frankenstein:

Frankenstein’s monster shuffled around slowly when walking. Sounds like Patrick Ewing in the late ’90s to us.
Frankenstein’s monster was sewn together using parts from stolen from corpses. We’re pretty sure Ewing’s knees have a similar story.
“Young Frankenstein” is pretty funny, but not as funny as New York Knicks basketball.
“Frankenstein” is a horror story, but if you want to scare a Knicks fan, just tell them Isaiah Thomas is taking over as GM again.

Source: http://www.baseballcardbust.com/2014/10/patrick-ewing-1997-sports-illustrated.html

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