How To Ride Out The Nibiru Apocalypse
There’s about a .05% percent chance that the Nibiru is coming and if/when it arrives you don’t want to be caught with your pants down. (unless, of course, you’re watching Hope Porn)
The ‘elites’ have their heavily fortified underground bunkers for weathering the storm but us regular folk don’t have that luxury. No worries. There are solutions for us peasants. The best one I have come across is the pit house. Even though you might be living in a hole in the ground covered by sticks that will block out the gasses and radiation expelled by the Nibiru, you may not want to give up some of your modern conveniences. That is why I have made a revolutionary, bold addition to the traditional design. Thanks to this new design you can avoid leaving the safety of your pit to go crap in a hole in the ground and risk a bear attack.
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This is a fine example of what a ill informed drug addled moron might write. Which I am sure your not. First my curiosity runs to where did your # .05% come from. At pole shift wind speeds in excess 400 MPH will spread your fantasy over a thousand miles as toothpicks. In addition the plasma generated heat will turn your toilet into a grave of fire. And that is just for starters. I hope this is a joke because I LMAO when I read it. Read something other than the Sunday comics and you should make a fine recovery. I have seen it happen before. You should stick to leaving stupid comments. If you want to know from where my information comes.
Dr Bhat’s Book Outer Space Law also the writer of several other books and articles. Immanual Velikovsky, Worlds in Collision, Paul LaViolette Decoding the message of the pulsars, Gordon Hancock and others.
What’s incredibly f___ed up is that you seemed to actually think this could be anything other than a joke about the non-existed (probably) Planet-X. Pole shifts occur over long periods of time. They don’t happen over night, genius.
“In addition the plasma generated will turn your toilet into a grave of fire.”
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I literally laughed aloud sitting by myself at the computer. How would you know this? No living person has ever experienced such an even and no scientist really has any idea what would happen in such an event, save for speculation.
I’ve read your stories and your information comes from idiots. I hope you seek help because you will need it around here. Trust me. I’ve seen your dialogue with people commenting on your stories. It’s quite sad. Your sense of humor obviously doesn’t exist and neither does your brain.
Have a good night and good luck,j
~Clucker
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT SHWANTZ!!! BWAAAAHAHAAAA
“SARCASM”
LOOK IT UP!!!
Brilliant article btw, i like how you incorporated the plumbing ! i dont think anyone hates iitm as much as me, why will become evident later, i mean apart from the obvious, xD and Team Bible’s reaction to me, here, is pretty much the same reaction i get at home, i cant even go to the nice 7th Day Adventists assembly cause the like get all scared o me an stuff, it sucks, i mean really, i do my best with the 12x rule, if someone is nice they get 12x nice back, if someone is crappy, they get 12x crappy back, if yer positive an pleasant an nice manners , id bend over backwards, like you chicken man, your feckin cool, the rule of thumb is, ANY Book that says “Jesus is GOD, Keep the Commandments” is BIBLE. Not just those 66, but like it says in John, if EVERY thing the Messiah did when He was here was written, the Books would be so numerous that they would fill the world, so theres LOTS.
Come now, im sure you have time on your hands. This is a fun measurable thingo, this here story below, watch it, and then tell me, how much does this text line up with whats happening today,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWizuYhC1I
THEN after watching it, go search for “188 day earthquake cycle” , i know the 188 is significant, because i went to jail the one time for exactly 188 days, and the time before that for 77 days, and the time before that 14 days. cause those are my special numbers, 14, 77 , 188.
i am NOT allowed to email any of the bros, not beef not my cousin the templar boss no one, only allowed to shout out on rooftops, ie, public forum.
i has given you mad secrets in regards to your article, what do you think of this nice Letter , you know there is 9000 of them.. mwhahahaaaaa tried showin beef this stuff, but he’s like, “its boring” im like “pffft, thats cause theres mad secrets hidden in MOUNTAINS of text, to keep the lazy out, but i done red em yes i did. ” anyway, THE POINT IS MOOT, plenny time to sit under trees an read, later,. for now, great fun lies ahead,
here:
Mic 4:12 But they do not know the thoughts of יהוה, nor do they understand His counsel. For He has gathered them like sheaves to the threshing-floor.
Mic 4:13 “Arise and thresh, O daughter of Tsiyon, for I make your horn iron and your hooves bronze. And you shall beat many peoples into pieces, and I shall seclude their gain to יהוה, and their wealth to the Master of all the earth.”
Lemme see if i can translate it nice for you,
“The people of the world, did not know the thoughts of “Behold the Hand, Behold the Nail” , nor do they understand what the Bible says. They are all being grouped together for sorting, and seperation, and discerption.
“Stand up, and be empowered o Saxons, Modern day sons of Mount Doom/Mithril Mountain/Amon Amarth , I YaHWeH God of gods shall give you POWER, and you will conquer and crush and KILL 2 billion people. You will take ALL of their silver, ALL of their gold, they shall be for the temple, ALL their other wealth shall be given to the Maccabean, who will proceed to give it to the other Witness, for there are 2. The Comforter, and The Destroyer. The Paraclete and The Sword. Also do study the Hebrew Letter Shin, means FIRST SMOOSH then build nice. very cool.
ANYWAY, hows that for something to mull over.
Bit RADDER than all these other BOOORING lame storys like the rapture an stuff, and also explain why they left out Jasher and Maccabeees, CAUSE THEY SO FRIKKEN HARDCORE
YO CHICKEN MAN!!! um, like, i dont mean to boast, but im erudite as a mofo, and like, this “nibiru” thing, um, yeah, not 0.5% bro, more like 100%, because, this thing, it comes by OFTEN, and when NEEDED, its under Intelligent control, when a small freakin is needed, it swings by far , and has desired result, be it laser precise place burning ie sodom etc, or just a lil trollin, its a regular feature, our Father in Heaven does not even expend any effort to troll this place, He just rolls a nice big steel marble by our little blue marble, and range determines effect, from small, to planet exfoliate close, it has been hiding in front of the sun since 2012, and trolls the living POOP outta the vati-can telescopes, they like “AEEEEIIIII ITS COMING !!! o wait! NO ITS NOT!!! AEEEEEEIII ITS COMING AGIN” on an on, xD which is why the frantic bunker buidling, xD think like 5th element movie? that skull planet thing?? xD ja its on OUR SIDE xD cause, like, it would be a bit harder to conquer the world if everything was running all nice, we like to CHEAT, so, The World Breaker comes, breaks all the fancy lectro crap, changes physics a bit so gunpowder fizzels and c4 dont boom no more, petrol dont flame, and well, FUN, then us of strong arm and sharp, hard hitting edge come out. and the Gjallar Horn will once again play, xD o this is so rad.
HERE look here, PLENTY TIMES IN BIBLE “Nibiru”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24eIah-Rg9w
its a REGULAR FEATURE BRO. and its on our side, as you will see, Meteorite strikes so precise, they hit the satanist next to you, and NOT YOU. mwhahahaa thats rad.
Yo G-man,
Thanks for the kind words and the information and links. I mock the Planet X stuff, but fact of the matter is no one around here really knows for sure. I doubt it is there in the sense that Zech. Sitchin proclaimed but I found that second link you posted to be very interesting. It would be cool if that’s what it really is…
a satanist destroyer.
In that case, no need to fear it for many of us. I’m still not sure what I believe though. I’m leaning toward The Word in that sense because there are so many ‘coincidences’ I have seen in so many things. The strange thing to me is that many people know the NWO/elites/Zio-Jews/whatever you wanna call them are clearly satanists, with their Talmudic beliefs and all, yet those same people dismiss The God of the Hebrews/Israel outright without giving it much of a sencond thought or even picking up the book.
Hopefully, if what you say is true, those underground bunkers will become their tombs.
Thanks,
~Clucker
BLESS YOU. YOU. YOU have the right outlook. Sichin spun the Destoryer stories to fit the annunaki crap , hes part of the same religion as IITM, ie the cult of lam, a really gay alien worshipping cult, and you actually named it best, a satanist destroyer, AND, it is also correct to mock an laugh a the destroyer, its is OUR friend, well, us pureblood saxons, cause i can smell thru the internet, its electric lines allow for spirits to travel on it, electricity is ahrimanic light, it is also why some people can “feel” me evil vibes thru the net, xD i play online games on xbox an pc, and i scare whole lobbys empty, i have also collected quite a few zealots on the online thing, BIG fun ahead, Right, NOW YOU GET SOME SECRETS. Psalm 150 Decrees THOU SHALT PLAY METAL. AND METAL ONLY. Read it. See for yerself, and then look here, HERE is the prophecy sent to our youth, to prepare them, EVERYONE WEARING THE HAMMER OF THOR, MJOLNIR< BELONGS TO ELIJAH. for thor, and Elijah ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALrjjJdmxgA
its in the Bible yo
Mal 4:1 “For look, the day shall come, burning like a furnace, and all the proud, and every wrongdoer shall be stubble. And the day that shall come shall burn them up,” said יהוה of hosts, “which leaves to them neither root nor branch.
Mal 4:2 “But to you who fear My Name the Sun of Righteousness shall arise with healing in His wings. And you shall go out and leap for joy like calves from the stall.
Mal 4:3 “And you shall trample the wrongdoers, for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day that I do this,” said יהוה of hosts.
Mal 4:4 “Remember the Torah of Mosheh, My servant, which I commanded him in Ḥorĕḇ for all Yisra’ĕl – laws and right-rulings.
Mal 4:5 “See, I am sending you Ěliyah1 the prophet before the coming of the great and awesome day of יהוה. Footnote: 1Lk. 1:17.
Mal 4:6 “And he shall turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the hearts of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with utter destruction1.” Footnote: 1Zech. 14:11.
o yes have the words:
A raven came to me,
Spoke to me in my dream.
A long lost prophecy,
A forgotten legacy.
Echoes of yesterday,
Won’t let these dreams fade away.
All the beauty I adored,
At the edge of the world.
Across the universe,
Time is to be reversed.
No shelter can be found,
To this fate, we are bound!
Behold the final hour,
The last times will be dour.
All life falls into gorge
Of the end of the world!
“Burning skies
On the vengeance’s night.
Devastating scythe,
Of the ancient Light. ”
I saw the might,
Of the ancient Light!
And the beauty of the perishing world,
There’s no tomorrow.
We have been warned.
“The sky’s bird struck fire,
Made a flame flare up.
The north wind burnt the clearing.
The north-east quite consumed it:
It burnt all the trees to ash and reduced them to dust. “
Well, I am of mostly Norwegian and German decent, with a little Irish mixed in, so I very well may be a fellow Saxon.
Ironically I have played mostly metal on my guitar for many many years. I enjoy the heavy distortion. I like you’re outlook even though you seem to frighten some around here.
As far as Sitchin, well, I read all of his books before realizing he was a fake. Then I burned them.
http://sitchiniswrong.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj2ybmocVfo
Bless you as well, and thanks for the kind words.
~Clucker
JA! We same Tribe bro, thats why you like my humor. Its all very Tribal. and Groovy. You must go research our Tribal “myths”,
Cuchulain
theres a keyword for you mwhahahaaaaa
dont put it in the gematria xD
o and Texas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGvkyVW45RI
The Southern States, yeaaah, The Boers dont see you lot as “merikans” hey, not by a long shot, we like, COUSINS. mwhahahahaaaaaaa
HEY LOOK!
/prophecy/2014/08/a-message-from-the-fourth-dimension-2463756.html
For Gods sake put down the crack pipe and get a real job.
It’s youpeopleareinsane! He needed a new login with a guy on a horse because he got made a fool with his last one. At least this time it’s a cowboy instead of a templar. Still a big fan of mine, I see. That’s nice. Thanks for that.
Ha. You switched to an anonymous name and avatar. Figures. I would have done the same, Anon, if I had taken the kind of beating you did.