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CAIR: Loose the “Caped Crusader”

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In a short statement, today, the Council on American–Islamic Relations indicated that Batman should be removed from the collective American psyche. Or at least modified.

“It’s time to loose the character Batman, known as the ‘Caped Crusader’,” said the statement issued by Ahmed Rehab of the Chicago cell of CAIR. “All proceeds from the use of this character should be donated to CAIR approved charities. And the Batmobile should be donated to the Chicago office immediately because, well, I need a really cool car.”

“Why does America need a knight figure with the moniker ‘caped crusader’? It is insulting.”

It is reported that Valerie Jarrett indicated to a reporter in private, “If they don’t kill him, we’ll executive order him to death.”

Muslim Brotherhood member Arif Alikhan, the Assistant Secretary for Policy Development at the Department of Homeland Security, added,”Can’t we all just get along?”



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