Bikers, Cowboys, and Girls Without Braziers

Right about the time when I run out of something to write about something comes along that is so stupid I just gotta chime in. Crackers giving the “OK” sign. Naturally the alt-left calls them Trump supporters which they may well be, but I really think it’s just another reason to hate on Trump.

This country wasn’t this divided during the civil war. And going tit for tat don’t work. If I go off on Black Lives Matter then I owe them money ‘cause great grand pappy was a slave. Mexicans? Forget it. They’ve all got kids. Women? #yourass. So old white guys are the drug of choice for the alt-left, rainbow colored, marching, demonstrating populace of the America of the twenty-first century.

I’ve always been happy being a white guy. I’m even happier being an old white guy. When I was thirty if I dated a girl fifteen years my junior I’d STILL be trying to make parole. Now I can date someone forty years my junior and everyone just gets mad. I’m not politically correct because I don’t know how. Things like the “OK” sign are now the symbol of white supremacy. What’s the middle finger a sign of. Too much to keep up with. Life is just a song. That makes liberals mad.

So anyway someone put up a video of a bunch of Peckerwoods parading down the street giving that hand signal and all the liberals went to ground. I love it. MY PEOPLE! I love bikers, and cowboys, and girls without braziers!

But, we’re a dying breed, and you’re gonna miss us when we’re gone. Who’s gonna fight that civil war you’re going on about? We fought the last one. Who’s gonna enforce the law, keep your family safe, keep Sharia Law from killing your daughters? As you try to negotiate your way through crime ridden streets you’ll miss those guys who put up the statues. And we’ll be up yonder, shaking our heads, talking about the Used To Be.

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