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Few things get my attention as much as stupidly. And when it comes from Democrats that just makes it that much worse. Kamala Harris showed her entire ass on last night’s Democrat debate.

First, we have to change the way candidates are billed. Heretofore it would be Kamala Harris (d). That won’t do anymore. Just identifying as a Democrat is not sufficient enough to define representation. That would imply that she represented Democrats. We must refine that. Now a congressman (or woman) would traditionally represent the people in their district. Pave THEIR roads, fund THEIR schools. Steal THEIR money. This having been said, there is yet another subset. This could readily be identified by presenting the candidate thus: Kamala Harris (d) (b).

That way the voters would know that she is a Democrat who represents black people only. Oh, she’ll take a white vote, but wouldn’t give a white person a bottle of Ozarka water in Death Valley. Naturally this begs to add representation for the Cracker contingency, ie Billy Joe Jim Bob Montgomery (r) (w).

You would think that someone who has risen to national prominence would have had a broader view of national issues than the color of her skin. First off, Harris is not black! She’s more of an Irish Cream. So she’s standing up there beating the hell out of this dead horse and Joe Biden’s head is twirling like the little girl on the Exorcist! And he gave the traditional white folk defense! Started enumerating all the great things he’d done for civil rights. I was surprised that he didn’t hand Harris a slice of watermelon. Then he shifted gears and waved the Rainbow Flag, which brought a huge cheer from the audience. (There’s a message there.) JOE! Where did THAT fit in? You like little girls, remember? FYI: My granddaughter, Puck, said that she’d vote for you after I told her you’d give her a bag of candy, and since the Democrats want to lower the voting age to TEN that’s entirely possible. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the re-invented Aunt Jemima.

Kamala rode this bull to the ground because that was all she had in her bag of tricks. KAMALA! The Millennials don’t CARE if you were bussed to a white school. They think Martin Luther King freed the slaves. And the “Z” generation? They’ll just bring slavery BACK! You are as out of touch as Sleepy Joe. But, you ARE from California.

So, as of right now it looks like the front runner in the Democrat race is Donald Trump. You heard me. Democrats! Your two superstars just got in a pissing contest over something the majority of voters really don’t care about. They want free iPhones for everyone. Hey! Run Oprah! Make Michelle Obama her running mate. Everyone loves Oprah, and Michelle will be bringing Obama back. The perfect SnowFlake ticket. Because Kamala Harris is just a tar baby!

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