Los Angeles City Council Entertains Call For Homeless Masturbation & Hookup Centers

Authored by Monica Showalter via AmericanThinker.com,

What’s this strange proclivity from the left to provide the dregs of society with the same accommodations as those who pay their bills?

What on earth did I just listen to

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— IET 17 (@Inevitably_17) August 20, 2026

This is what passed for governance at the Los Angeles City Council last week:

“I’d like to propose that Los Angeles consider a pilot program for free hygenic sexual relief clinics, primarily serving the homeless and unhoused. This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation, or where appropriate and consensual, with a partner. All funded by tax dollars and managed with professional oversight. It’s about allowing the homeless to have the same comforts and privacy as we have today.”

No, that’s not satire. That really happened, and based on what’s known, the guy was not thrown out of the room for it. Judging by the man’s social-services choice of words, he sounded as though he came from an NGO.

Do tell us what that ‘professional oversight’ would look like watching the perverts in action and who would get that particular job?

This, from a city that’s $97 million in the hole, with massive amounts of free accommodations for the always growing homeless population — from free teeth, to free food, to free showers, to free tents, to free sleeping bags, to free socks, to free mental health care, to free bus passes, to free drug paraphernalia, to in some cases, to free drugs. There’s nothing that can’t be showered down onto the homeless population, with the lone exception of rehab for actually ending the homelessness. 

So now the proposal is for free masturbation centers as if that would solve the problem of bums masturbating in front of schools. We already know what free drug paraphernalia did: It created more drug use, not less. Now the idea is to encourage bums to jack off at state expense and assume it won’t spill over into the sane population and make matters worse.

I have no doubt that this disgusting scheme is going viral among the NGO-industrial complexes around the world. A week or two ago, a formeer British parliamentarian suggested the establishment of free government brothels to ‘service’ illegal migrants, who are being flooded into the U.K.’s small towns and villages, flooding them with rape-minded single males. Someone must have heard that in Los Angeles and decided that that was just the thing for the homeless of that city, too. Now they’re all pushing for it, which obviously, means a new source of funding for NGOs along with a new government bureaucrat-hiring channel. I have no doubt this won’t be the last we hear of this idea.

It’s disgusting, suggesting that these groups are scraping bottom, trying to figure out how to squeeze out the last tax dollar from the city while inflicting yet another plague on society.

Helping the homeless is not a matter of accommodating their every need to allow them to be homeless with ease. It’s a matter of getting them off drugs and forced into work so that they can’t be homeless anymore that works. That is the last thing thse pervy idea-mongers pushing new homeless programs of the grossest sort would want for the homeless.