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Positive thinking

Sunday, August 4, 2019 10:00

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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Here’s how to start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file on your computer.

2. Name it “Barack Obama.”

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Click “Empty the Recycle Bin.”

5. Your PC will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama’?”

6. Firmly click “Yes”

There – Don’t you feel better now?

GOOD! Tomorrow we’ll do Hillary Clinton!

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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