Mexican Alien Baby DNA Results Scientific Analysis

In 2007, a Mexican farmer claimed to have found a baby creature that frightened him so much he drowned it in a ditch. The body was given to scientists who have now released their findings. The creature is unknown, biologically resembling a reptile.
Meanwhile the finder, Marao Lopez, burned to death in a parked car. Uh-huh. Yes, it’s all becoming clear now, Ma.
Tabloid trash this may be, but there are some interesting sidelights. Not many scientists would be willing to produce a career-wrecking finding. The biology isn’t of the cliché ridden “I wish I had a few million” variety, either.
As the Daily Telegraph reports: Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists – its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time.

(So can lizards and scorpions, for the record.)
The creature has a large brain pan, and looks like a sawn off version of just about any science fiction movie with a low budget where the producer knows someone with a lot of store dummies. Like Roswell, this morphology is pretty common for people who aren’t trying too hard with their hoaxes, but more elaborate. The Roswell bodies were interesting, because there was absolutely no muscular or other differentiation between individuals, which is almost impossible, genetically, except in insects.