Jerrald "Footballhead" Nadler in Retirement

It is the year 2024. Former Congressman, Jerrald “Footballhead” Nadler, is sitting in his study in New York City surrounded by mementoes of his long career in politics. (The one on the bottom left is in recognition of his being the chair of a committee trying to impeach President Trump back in 2019.)

Not much to do for Jerrald these days as he watches the final months of President Trump’s 2nd term wind down. Once in a while the kids playing football out in the street in front of his house ring the bell and ask if they can use his head for a couple of hours.

For awhile after he left politics, CNN would ask him to appear as a talking head (no pun intended). Now the network has long given up on their attempts to bring Trump down and after all, Jerrald is not the most photogenic guy to put on TV. The last time he appeared on CNN, his tie was all crooked and his pants were on backwards. Not good.

Reflection? Sure. When last asked if he had any regrets, Jerrald, said, “I wish I’d gone into football.”