Meghan Markle Gives Birth To Prince Harry’s Royal Baby

Axios:

“Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, gave birth to a baby boy on Monday, per the official royal Instagram she shares with her husband, Prince Harry.

Details: The child, weighing in at 7 pounds and 3 ounces, is 7th in line to the British throne. According to the birth announcement, which promises more details in the coming days, both Markle “and baby are both healthy and well.”

Cope:

• Harry’s line will never inherit the throne anyway
• The British monarchy is a huge joke under liberal democracy anyway
• The inevitable divorce between the happy couple will be epic
• We’ve suffered through actual monarchs who were literal retards, morons, homosexuals, moral degenerates and this will pass. It goes with the territory and Harry will never sit on the Iron Throne, so …
• Is the United Kingdom even going to still exist in 2050?
• We shall endure