Ten Ways To Avoid Becoming A Patsy
( Step Five. Make sure your complexion cannot be darkened to resemble a Muslim.)
An increasingly common pitfall
of modern life is being blamed for
a CIA false flag. These practical
steps will help you avoid being caught
in this difficult position.
by Henry Makow, Ph.D.
Modern life presents someunique challenges.STD’s. Student loans. Bank seizing your assets, etc. None greater is the danger of becoming a patsy. This short article will help you avoid being the subject of a massive, televised manhunt leading to being butchered in the street.
You see, being a Patsy means you cannot be arrested and tried in a Court of Law. You cannot be allowed to speak piblicly. That would defeat the whole purpose.
Step Number One: This is my most important piece of advice: Do not under any circumstances agree to participate in a “drill” designed to test precautions against “a terror attack.” No matter how much money they offer, or how much they appeal to your patriotic instincts, this is a “sorry, no-can-do.”
Step Number Two: Convert to Judaism. Patsies are never Jews. Your local synagogue can provide information on the conversion process.
(left, patsies do not have to look menacing)
Step Number Three: Patsies can be teenagers. If you are a teenager, or even a child, do not assume you are safe.
Step Number Four: Question your gender. Perhaps you are a homosexual. This is another foolproof protection against becoming a patsy. If you are still in school, join a “gay-straight alliance.” They will help you in the conversion process.
Step Number Five: If you cannot become a Jew or a homosexual, at least establish your liberal bona fides. Let slip that you voted for Barrack Obama, read the New York Times, and watch Jon Stewart and SNL religiously.
Step Number Six: Lighten your complexion. There are cosmetic products that will help you. Avoid suntans. You should not be mistaken for a Muslim. Your life depends on it.
Step Number Seven: Prepare a plan to follow in case, despite having taken the above precautions, you find yourself the subject of a door-to-door manhunt. When the bullets are flying, saying “I’m a patsy” won’t cut it. You will also need a hideout that is better than a sailboat in a backyard.
Step Number Eight: Make burial arrangements in advance. When the public has been incited to believe you are the incarnation of evil, funeral directors will have a hard time accepting your business.
(left, the Patron Saint of Patsies)
Step Number Nine - Study the lives of great patsies in modern history. Lee Harvey Oswell. Timothy McVeigh. Osama Bin Laden. James Holmes. Adam Lanza. What mistakes did they make that you can avoid? Certainly, one is getting involved on the periphery with the CIA, FBI or a CIA-FBI front group.
Step Number Ten - Avoid friendly strangers with deep pockets who offer to arrange foreign travel and adventure for you and your friends.
I welcome other suggestions from readers for sidestepping this common pitfall.
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