What if Japan Attacked the U.S. Today? – Part 2 of 2 Parts

The Lame-stream Media

Failing to Report the Truth.  Japanese Americans are peeeeacfully assembling (of course, it is their Bill of Rights too), rioting in the streets, and burning thousands of automobiles (as was done in France).  Yet the lame-stream media (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and Fox News, which seems to be moving in the same direction as all the others) fails to report any of these activities (like the usurper’s birth certificate).  In fact, you only hear about the truth on talk radio…mainly from the greatest talk-show host alive, i.e., Dr. Michael Savage.

Paints U.S. Military as Bad and Evil.  During WW II (you know, the big one), the press, in cartoons and written caricatures, painted a picture of the Japanese and Nazis as beasts, monsters, and wretched killers.  Today, it is another story.  The press paints President George Bush as the antagonist and the enemy as the protagonist.  The lame-stream media depicts the United States as the party in the wrong and the U.S. military as bad and evil.  Sad.

Worst Terrorist in the World.  A future Catholic priest wrote in a blog that George Bush was the “worst terrorist in world history.”  It sounds like he is going to be a wonderful Catholic priest to watch over your young sons.  A supposedly more noted figure, singer Harry Belafonte, was speaking as a private citizen, not a UNICEF (United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund; now United Nations Children’s Fund) goodwill ambassador, when he called President Bush ‘The greatest terrorist in the world,’ said the United Nations (UN) children’s agency.  Which is better: being the worst or greatest terrorist in the world?  With friends like these, who needs enemies!

Political Correctness.  The national press started showing nasty cartoons regarding the Shinto and Buddhist bibles.  The Japanese people in Japan and other Far Eastern religions throughout the Pacific Rim were so outraged that they overturned and burned over 300 vehicles.  They organized huge demonstrations, which broke out in riots and ranting “Down with America…down with the Great Satan!”  The American Communist-Leaning Union (ACLU), Amnesty International, Human Wrongs Watch, and other such left-wing groups started beating on the press and Administration to become more “politically correct.”  So much for freedom of the press and free speech!

Hate America First.  Thus, now, there are no nasty cartoons of our enemies shown in the national lame-stream media.  Instead, only nasty cartoons of George Bush, of our dying soldiers, of our military establishment, and of the United States government drawn by the “hate-America-first” artists and cartoonists.  After all, they do that only in jest.  They are not hurting anyone.  Our nation is going down the tubes, but those cartoons are hurting nobody…yet.

Wiretapping and Intercepting Overseas Calls

The radical, liberal secular progressive (SP) judges in America did not allow the Bush Administration and the National Security Agency (NSA) to tap into any calls originating from Japan to their terrorist spy cells in America.  They legislate from the bench and create their own twisted laws for all of us to follow.  The Administration cannot tap the phones of members of Japanese terrorist cells in the United States.  After all, the terrorists maintain their “right to privacy” even as they work to castrate America.

Shinto and Buddhist Temples are Safe Zones

No, we cannot enter, bomb, or destroy any of the Shinto and Buddhist temples and/or shrines.  Additionally, Al Gore (the screamer), who receives campaign contributions from them for his ill-fated attempt at the presidency, supports their rights as a religious organization and as protected by the Constitution.  Politics makes strange bedfellows, right?  At any rate, these sacred temples and shrines are good because they harbor Japanese terror cells and hold large caches of guns, bombs, ammunition, and weapons of mass destruction (WMD).  According to liberals, that is okay because Bush lied.  As they say, there are no WMDs! Because they said it first, therefore, there are no WMDs.

Courts

Revolving Door.  As quickly as we capture Japanese terrorists, the courts in the United States just as quickly release them.  It is sort of like the revolving door policy we have in dealing with illegal aliens.  A few weeks of incarceration is too much and too inhumane.  “We don’t want to hurt their feelings,” said the Amnesty International representative.  We want to be friennnnds with the enemy.  Then, maybe, they will not hit us again.  Right!

Blame America First Crowd.  We do not want to violate their civil rights and civil liberties because the ACLU, a radical leftist organization, would be on our case.  Hence, the ACLU, Amnesty International, and Human Wrongs Watch are fighting to protect the rights of all alien Japanese (both foreign and domestic) who are out to liquidate us.  The SP courts, along with their similarly SP judges and these seditious groups, protect the enemy, support criminals, and ignore the plight of victims.  These people constitute the “Blame America First” crowd.  They are despicable!

Terrorists to Torture Extremist SPs.  Even though the terrorists are torturing our citizens, we do not torture them back because we are a ciiiiiivilized people.  However, that is fine because they are just torturing the captured bellicose Hollywood elite, extreme left-win politicians, extremist SP educators, and whacko left-wing judges who are legislating from the bench.

Artistic Expression.  Additionally, daily on television, the nice, civilized terrorists graphically behead with dull samurai swords and carpenter saws a few of the more choice candidates (and you know who they are).  Furthermore, resourceful entrepreneurs record the beheadings on CDs and sell them in Blockbuster Video stores for the young children to buy and view.  The SP Hollywood elite call it free, artistic expression (a Bohemian art form).  Niiiiice!

Illegal Aliens

A Big Mess.  Illegal alien Japanese from Japan circuitously flock into the United States through the porous free-trade borders of Canada and Mexico.  After all, we are now just one huge, happy, “Globalist” family called the North American Union (NAU) with free borders, free trade, one currency, mucho languages, numerous compartmented cultures, and one real gargantuan multicultural mess.  If people would only listen to Michael Savage’s “borders, language, and culture” philosophy, we would be much better off as a nation.

Seamless Society.  Anymore, we have no borders, no national language, and no recognizable American culture.  We are just one blended mass or, should I say, mess?  People never listen to Michael Savage, a voice screaming from deep in the wilderness, pleading for “borders, language, and culture.”  Now, we distinguish nothing.  We are just one humongous seamless society…not a melting pot, but just one big, fat pot.  Indeed, we are a “pot” society—just ask the Mexican drug lords.

Taking Advantage of the System.  The alien Japanese start using our hospitals and doctors.  They start attending our elementary schools, high schools, and colleges.  They also figured out how to get on the welfare rolls.  They never need to pay any taxes because they generally receive pay “under the table.”  If they need a social security card to get a job, they steal one or get a fake card.  What a great country we have here!

A Nation of Outlaws.  It’s easy when you have the SPs helping you, mayors of our cities designating their cities as cities of refuge, sanctuaries, havens, or asylums for the poor, downtrodden, and needy illegal aliens who are, after all, human beings too.  Some religious leaders say that breaking the law to help the poor is righteousness in action because we are satisfying a higher law.  Bull!  If we disagree with a particular law, disobey that law!  America was a nation founded on the rule of law and law and order.  Now, we are a nation of nothing but outlaws.  We experience creeping socialism in action.

Turning Japanese.  The employers in the country welcome the Japanese workers because they are nice, smart, hard working, honest, and they keep to themselves (But watch out!  They have a hidden agenda.).  After all, we need those aliens to work our flower gardens, man our laundry and dry cleaning establishments, and cook our fast foods at McDonalds.  After all, they are only doing the kind of work that average Americans would not do.  Right!  Now, the Japanese are demanding that we teach everyone in our schools, you guessed it, the Japanese language!  An old 1980s hit tune went like so:

I’m turning Japanese,

Turning Japanese,

Turning Japanese,

I really think so,

Think so.

Diversity is Perversity.  Isn’t it so sweet to have diversity and multiculturalism in America?  Now, everyone is eating sushi, dried squid, sticky rice, and sashimi (raw fish).  Good, no?  Furthermore, everybody will be receiving forced plastic surgery on the eyes and will sport Asian eyes because “yellow is in.”

Driver’s License and the Vote.  Oh, what really is interesting now is that the alien Japanese can now obtain driver’s licenses.  Prior to the passing of that SP law, they just drove anyway with neither a driver’s license nor collision/liability insurance.  To boot, they now can vote for the next SP wacko president of the United States.  It is no wonder that this is the land of the free and the home of the brave.  It is no wonder that this is the land of plenty.

Unlimited Rights.  This is also the land of unlimited rights whether a citizen or alien.  Everyone has unlimited rights here…the liberals call it human rights and civil rights.  If you are human, you have the right to live, work, and commit crimes in America.  If you are a civilian, then you have a right to live, work, and commit heinous crimes in America.  How great it is!  It is no wonder this is the greatest country in the world.  Wow!  What a life!  It’s time to wake up, America!

Japan to Run Our Major Ports

Isn’t it nice that President Bush wanted Japan to run our ports in Honolulu, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, New York, and Mississippi?  Hey, the Japanese can be trusted, for they are a trustworthy people.  Japan, Inc., is making an overture to purchase the company that manages six of our major ports just as the United Arab Emirates (UAE) attempted to do until there was a huge backlash from grassroots America.  This time, the sale will go through, and the Japanese midget submarines will maneuver and triumph.  It’s payback time!

Japan to Grow a New, More Lucrative Crop

Learning good lessons from the Afghanis, Japan has stopped growing rice and, instead, started growing poppy.  After all, poppy makes good heroin, and heroin brings in more money than does rice.  Yes, as Michael Reagan says, “follow the money trail,” and you find the source of every problem, mystery, and everything illegal.  The SP politicians in Washington, DC, are planning to legalize the use of all drugs.  What geniuses we have in Congress.

Imperial Japan Conquers the USA

Surrender and One-world Government.  So there you go.  On the largest battleship of the Imperial Empire of Japan moored in New York Harbor, a broken President Barack Hussein Obama signs the surrender documents with Emperor Hideki Tojo in charge of the ceremony.  There is no General Douglas MacArthur or General George S. Patton, Jr., present.  The United Nations Building becomes the World Headquarters for the one-world government of the Empire of Japan.  Everyone in the world will henceforth communicate only in the Japanese language.

Bleeding-heart SPs.  All SPs in the country are asking, “Why us?”  Why did this happen to the greatest country in the world?  How can this happen?  We were all loyal patriots.  Just ask George Soros (Yeah, right!).  We protected everyone’s rights.  What went wrong?  God help us!  We pray to God to save us from this horrific situation and bondage.  Where is God when we need Him?  Who got rid of God?  We should hang from trees (until they are dead) whoever eliminated God from our country, our classrooms, our government buildings, our holidays, and everything American!  Yes, ironically, as Pogo said, “We have met the enemy, and the enemy is us.”

Wake Up, America!

Remember, in June 1858, Abraham Lincoln said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”  The only way to destroy America is from within, i.e., watch out for the enemy within (the White House and Congress).  To survive in the ensuing months and years, you should do what General George S. Patton, Jr., said when he routed German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, “Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!”  Therefore, read copiously and be prepared to fight the mother of all wars…World War III.  This is a new, different ballgame.  Let us not allow the al-Qaida terrorists and other Islamo-fascists to become “The Mouse That Roared.”   Wake up, America!

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