Jade Helm Soldiers Invisibility Gear

Now that today is the official day that Jade Helm begins, soldiers will be wearing the invisible gear to test out on the civilians! The Factory Farm Fears The MooCow and YOU, now has the front row view seats and the pastures of cows and movement behind every nook and cranny as soldiers wear the invisible cloaking devices. Here is that report done by our loving CNN.

Go to 1: 29 sec mark and see for yourself, it bends light.

and here is that old footage of that iraqi invisible soldier many years ago, while we were eating GMOs and drooling on ourselves with druggy superstar sports athletes entertainment.

What Jade Helm means is that our top rated  invisible chosen soldiers will now watch you poop, pee, squat, shower, master bait, and  other “private” things including picking your nose and there will be a soldier standing there and you wouldn’t even know he would be there! The only way  to foil the terrible stinky, smelly, farting eavesdropper is to spray everything with water like its raining 1999! Oh the HORROR!

End of The World! Voyeurism!

Dont forget to eat my GMO, my squishy tumor GMO, make you big fat and grotesquely obese!