Al-Qaeda Approves of Barack Obama's Glorious Declaration of War Against Syria On August 31st

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Below is a statement by Jamal Ahmed al-Tahiri, the spokesman for Al-Qaeda in Damascus (AQD), showing strong approval of President Barack Obama’s glorious declaration of war against Syria on Saturday, August 31, 2013.

In the Name of Allah the Merciful, America the Accursed, Aslam O’ Alikum,

What a majestic, mighty, and magnificent leader America has in Barack Hussein Obama. Masha’Allah, Masha’Allah.

Al-Qaeda in Damascus encourages Congress to vote yes on the resolution to authorize the use of force against Bashar the dog.

This criminal whose very face represents an assault on human dignity and human beauty should have been attacked two years ago, but all good things come to those who wait, so what’s another few weeks? The blessed Obama can take all the time he wants. Justice need not be swift.

May members of Congress fall in line and act accordingly. May America be saved from indecision. May Allah grant Obama victory against Assad.