Michelle Obama Admits Affair with Jesse James
First Lady Michelle Obama admitted today that she is the unidentified “fifth mistress” in the Jesse James – Sandra Bullock sex scandal.
Speaking before a crowded news conference Thursday in the East Wing of the White House, Obama said, “In 2008, in the heat of a very stressful presidential campaign, I made a mistake during a campaign stop for Barack in Los Angeles. I made a visit to West Coast Choppers and before I knew it, Jesse James and I found ourselves on his couch together.”
“He was very gentle,” said Obama. “But it was clearly a mistake and I regret it.”
Responding to questions from reporters, Michelle Obama admitted that she did have one tattoo, a replica of the Princeton Tiger on her left buttock. “I got it at the urging of a fellow Princetonian, former Secretary of State George Schultz,” said Obama. “I also now regard it as a mistake.”
Obama concluded by telling reporters, “I have not spoken to Barack about this yet, so please don’t tell him until I have a chance to talk with him later this evening, during our annual April Fool’s Day dinner.”
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