Rothschild Banking Family Closes The Federal Reserve and IRS, Repeals Individual Income Tax Laws for All Americans

[from ThatsJustPlumDumb.com]

“It’s raining money in downtown Peoria!” cried a young mother of four.

In a stunning move that rocked the global financial world this morning, the Rothschild banking family finally admitted the family’s 230-year-old stranglehold on the world and vowed to shut down the Bank for International Settlements and all 165 central banks throughout the world by the end of April, 2010.

The Rothschilds also declared that the family’s agent, Paul Warburg, in 1913 had conceived and sponsored the US Federal Reserve Act and US individual income tax laws. A spokeswoman for the Rothschilds said the US Federal Reserve and the Internal Revenue Service would be immediately dissolved and the federal income tax for Americans also would be abolished, freeing up more than $2.7 trillion dollars in the US economy alone.

The moves were to take place on April 15, 2010, the date Americans’ individual income taxes were normally due.

Financial markets all over the world immediately rebounded on the news. Analysts say they have no idea how the Rothschild’s announcement would effect global markets, but the consensus suggests that Americans would first send a lightning bolt of cash into their own economy, to the tune of nearly three trillion dollars, and all markets that had previously been in the red would quickly rebound into the clean air once again.

Who would control the sudden influx of money into the economy? Ben Bernanke, his head bowed, said solemnly, “You’re on your own.”

It was not immediately clear the effect the Rothschild’s decision will have in US and worldwide political circles. The spokeswoman declined comment when asked if the family would also withdraw from all political influence in each of the countries under the Rothschild family’s control.

Speculation abounds about whether the move will be short lived, as the Rothschilds in the past have made sweeping concessions on certain issues, only to remove them a short time later. Historians have stated that it would take a dozen years to re-establish a Fed-like institution, and that’s not even considering drafting and passing new laws to enact it.

In the US, hundreds of millions of Americans celebrated the historic move with parades and demonstrations, shouting, “We want more! More! More! More!”

Pressed on the issue of “more,” some insiders claimed that protestors next would push for an end to the current form of government, and replace it with what Thomas Jefferson had originally intended: a Constitutional Republic, without interference from European banking interests.

What would Jefferson say about today’s events?

“Let’s not tell Hamilton just yet. His stomach is still weak from that little shot Burr gave him.”

[A Happy April Fool's Day to you all. While the above story is fiction, my wish is that it will become reality someday soon. Now is good.]

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