Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce their Candidacy For President in 2012
Article Source: Extraordinary Intelligence
Vote for Skeptic Overlord and Springer in 2012
Because there will be no 2013
http://www.therewillbeno2013.com/
For Immediate Release PR Web PHOENIX, AZ – April 1, 2011In a dramatic move into the realm of national politics, the CEO and COO of the popular website, www.AboveTopSecret.com, known as “Skeptic Overlord” and “Springer” respectively, have announced their candidacy for the office of President for the upcoming 2012 national elections. Running under the newly formed T.E.A.T. political party, the two are very hopeful for a broad reaching campaign.
When asked about their core platform, CEO “Skeptic Overlord” responded, “There are a great deal of issues of primary concern to Americans, many of which are being ignored by nearly all other national politicians. We’re the only ticket that addresses all the issues head-on, and fully acknowledge why contemporary politicians side-step and avoid anything important.” The COO, “Springer,” added, “Exactly. What they’re not telling you is that there will be no 2013. So none of these issues matter one bit.”
http://www.therewillbeno2013.com
The new T.E.A.T. party, which stands for “The End of All Things,” reflects the core platform and issue-centric beliefs of the pair who head the party and are also running on the presidential ticket. As it’s been confirmed the world will end at the stroke of midnight (GMT) on December 12th, 2012, their platform focuses on the key point that 2013 will never happen. And as a result, no President-elect will be inaugurated in January of 2013. “We could focus on a wide range of artificial issues such as gay marriage, stem-cell research, Justin Beieber, or even pretending to be mad at Wall Street bankers, but we won’t,” says Overlord, “We’re going to be the only honest politician in this race, and say straight up, it just doesn’t matter.”
With campaign offices opening up in Arizona, Oklahoma, and New York, the candidates and their party are off to a strong start. Springer noted that key people are joining on a daily basis. “Elected officials from across the country are jumping at the chance to be a part of our movement. Just this morning we signed up the elected Class President of a high school in Dearborn, Michigan and the elected comptroller of a college fraternity in Fieldale, Virginia. It’s a very exciting time for us.”
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I don’t think they will get very far. People will not take them seriously. Except those who might frequent their site.
What a strange idea. Making your platform a scare hype of 2012 end of the world bruu ha ha.
“Vote for me, We can wait for the end of the world together”
Way to go and feed the base fears of human kind. The end of the world has been coming since the dawn of organized religion, and I bet it will continue to do so until we break free of the religious manacles that bind us to its power and keep us humble and ready for our over lords to boss around.
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April fools hahah. shitheads
AboveTopShit is more like it! That site is one of the best disinformation sites around. Just look at those tools! They look like CIA operatives!
Love it!! TEAT in the dictionary is the word for the mammary glands and otherwise known in the slang as TIT!!! Love it!!
I’m in, they can’t do any worse of a job than the boobs (pun intended) we have in office for the last 5 decades!
Why bother if the world is ending in 20 months? I agree with the first poster about the “religious manacles that bind us to it’s power and keep us humble and ready for our over lords to boss us around.” That’s why I left government controlled 501c3 organized religion and began following Jesus Christ (the Truth/John 14:6).
Just love how folks sign in as “anonymous” instead a real name. Oh well. To the one who left the 501c3, bravo!! It is but another form of control. But now that you opened up a different can of worms, if really interested in the “Truth”, then you might like to know about that greek word jesus you are using. It comes from the 1st century Greek iessous and literally means “son of zeus”. The Messiah was never called that name until almost 300yrs later after His death and resurrection. His true name in the Hebrew is Yahushuah and literally means “salvation of Yah” (Yah is short for what some term as Yahweh but in the ancient Hebrew is Yahuah,,it is all in the tonal inflection). Just thought I would help you here as you posted you are wanting to be in the keeping of the “Truth”.