5 Funny Insurance Quotes Almost Too Weird to Believe

The U.S. insurance industry premiums were over $1.2 trillion dollars last year. In the world of insurance quotes, there are some crazy and outlandish policies.

Insurance is useful in many different scenarios and is often used in weird ways you wouldn’t expect.

Here are 5 funny insurance quotes almost too weird to believe.

1. Alien Abduction Insurance

Believe it or not, over 20,000 Americans pay for insurance that will keep them safe in case of aliens from outer space come to planet Earth.

Alien insurance can cover impregnation, consumption, and abduction. Of course, this can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions to get coverage for.

2. Pet Insurance

Just like us, our fluffy friends occasionally get sick and need to see the doctor. Pet veterinary visits can start racking up and be quite expensive.

Because of this, there are special quotes you can get on pet insurance to help pay for vet visits, medicine, and even surgery if that’s needed. You can even see if it’s possible to get insurance for third party liability as well.

3. Insurance for Future Bail Bonds

If you have an inkling that one of your children might be a major problem one day, bail bond insurance might be the right solution for you. This insurance policy could be a huge lifesaver if the person you took out the policy on ever needs a bail bond after a police officer arrests them.

4. Funny Insurance Quotes for Your Taste Buds

Did you know that you could get insurance for different parts of your mouth? It’s true, and if tasting food is your career you might want to consider getting your taste buds insured.

Food critic Egon Ronay has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars making sure his taste buds were safe and sound.

5. Wedding Insurance

Unfortunately, not all relationships last forever. If you think that yours might end before you get to say “I do,” consider taking out some wedding insurance.

Wedding insurance can help you reclaim the money spent on the big day if everything goes up in flames before you finalize things.

Look at these Esurance reviews to see if that is the right company for you.

What Would You Get Insured?

These funny insurance quotes mean that you can have pretty much anything insured. Decide what’s most important to you. Is it your pet, a specific body part, or even your impending nuptials? You can more than likely get it insured.

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