Balloons to be banned. Cow farts to be taxed as Hunter Biden takes over Child Protection Services. (humor

Balloons to be banned.
Cow farts to be taxed as Hunter Biden takes over Child Protection Services. (humor)

In other news today the Biden White House is to be painted red.
A spokesperson who may or may not have identified as female said the new colours were to show support for Ukraine which has lost a lot of blood lately.
Biden eavesdropped then burst out “We can’t do enough for Ukraine!”

The Press Corp were silent. They were hard pressed to come up with any relevant questions so changing the topic Carlson asked “Given Hungary’s propensity to back Russia, will you be spreading democracy to that country soon.”
The spokesperson replied
-Yes. We’re already working to achieve regime…I mean democratic reform. Samantha Powers is on the ground there now. – (which is actually true.)
Biden was shaking with rage and the  Biden mask started drooping so he was whisked off stage.
The spokesperson, who was not gender specific, but was a black female who identified as a white male followed.
It will still be called the White House cause everything they say is a lie, but the painting has begun.